Archive for the ‘Funnies’ Category

Snowing the Boss with Data

Thursday, January 17th, 2013

I’m not sure if this cartoon is funny.  Maybe I’m just not cynical enough (ha!  my friends are laughing already!)  But I can’t think of any managers or clients for whom I’ve worked that are like the pointy-haired boss in this episode.  I have never been asked to provide tons of data that look so boring it will be ignored.  On the contrary, most for whom I have worked worry about getting mountains of meaningless data because too often that is what research suppliers deliver.

What do managers and clients want—even those who are less-than-enthusiastic about market research because it has too often failed them in the past?  Here’s my experience of what they want: (more…)

Dilbert’s Actionable Deliverables

Thursday, October 4th, 2012

If you ever feel like strangling the next research consultant who promises to deliver “actionable insights” then you can join me and the Dilbert team in making fun of it instead.  Not only is it a horrid phrase, but it is unfortunately meaningless now that every research firm claims to be different from others by virtue of their actionable insights, magically produced by actionable insight dashboards, actionable insight survey tools, or special actionable insight “methodologies.”

With so much actionable insight around, why is so much research ignored?  (more…)

Dilbert Does Predictive Analytics

Thursday, September 13th, 2012


We love this cartoon because it raises such interesting issues about probability and prediction in market research.

Here’s a quiz.  Suppose you own a retail store and want us to help predict which customers that come through the door will buy.  You want to focus your sales efforts on the best prospects.  We do our market research and offer you a fancy “predictive analytics” model.  Alas, it offers zero percent accuracy in identifying which customers will buy.  Would you purchase our fancy model?  Of course you should!

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Finding a Story in All Those Numbers

Thursday, July 26th, 2012

I’m always inspired by this video from Vi Hart, who describes herself as a “mathemusician.”  She doodles and draws, finds numeric patterns and insights as she does it, and weaves interesting (and funny) stories around those insights.

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Doing Research with Made-Up Numbers

Thursday, June 14th, 2012

Most research professionals know there is a kernel of sad truth in this Dilbert cartoon.  But it is not because the world is random, so that made up numbers work just as well as accurate numbers.  It is because research is often not used at all, in which case the difference between real numbers and made-up numbers just doesn’t matter.

Why is research not used?  The most common reasons we see are: (more…)

What Statisticians Really Do

Wednesday, March 28th, 2012

We came across these images in a series of humorous montages that professionals had created about what they do.  This one was created by Jason Sullivan:

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The Night Before Christmas: A Research Approach

Wednesday, December 21st, 2011

If you have never done the hard work of interviewing your customers (or potential customers) by phone for surveys or  in-depth interviews, you should. It will give you deeper insights into your critical business questions than any expert analyses about buyer behavior, marketing trends, or business best practices.

If you HAVE done the hard work of phone surveys, then besides deeper research insights into your business, we expect you will have a deeper appreciation for this holiday survey, written by Mitch Pravatiner, which is written in exactly the format that telephone interviewers typically see.  We have worked with Mitch in the past, and he is a true pro when it comes to telephone interviewing. He recently shared this via aapor-net, which is a discussion group of research professionals who belong to the American Association of Public Opinion Research.

‘Twas the Night Before Christmas . . .

Hello, this is [NAME OF INTERVIEWER] from [NAME OF ORGANIZATION], an opinion research organization. Tonight we’re calling people across the country to find out what’s going on in their homes on the night before Christmas. Please rest assured that this is not a sales call, and that everything you tell us will be kept confidential. Would you be willing to participate? (more…)

Lessons from Dilbert on the Perils of Research

Saturday, May 21st, 2011

We like this cartoon because it highlights the unrealized potential of really smart research, but also the potential perils of research gone bad.

The cartoon brings to mind three lessons worth pondering:

  1. Customer satisfaction research is often “not fun”—but it can be
  2. Internal data can be a goldmine of insight and there is often a lot of it lying around
  3. Ethical considerations dictate that just because research can be done does not mean it should be done (more…)

Dogbert’s Approach to Respondent Privacy

Wednesday, November 24th, 2010

Survey respondents and other participants in our research studies are the lifeblood of the polling and market research industry.  Therefore it is critical that we promote and nurture public participation in research, and that we reward, respect, and thank our respondents.

So whatever you do, please don’t take Dogbert’s approach to conducting a survey:

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Versta Research believes strongly in protecting the privacy of all research respondents.  We adhere to the strictest standards of ethics and privacy as outlined by The Council of American Survey Research Organizations (CASRO), the American Association of Public Opinion Research (AAPOR), and other industry organizations to which we belong.  The following two paragraphs nicely summarize our views and approach: (more…)

Who Are Your Anonymous Respondents?

Friday, September 3rd, 2010

We feel strongly that people who give us information through surveys, in-depth interviews, or focus group deserve a promise that this will never happen to them:

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One of the tenets of rigorous market research is that respondent confidentiality is key.  Why?  Primarily because it benefits you as a client.  To make smart decisions, you need honest and thoughtful information from your customers and constituents.  In most cases, your customers want to give us that information (because they want you to do a better job) as long as it won’t come back to haunt them.

Versta Research adheres to the ethics guidelines for privacy as outlined by CASRO, AAPOR, and other industry organizations to which we belong.  The following two paragraphs nicely summarize our views and approach: (more…)